Funny Christmas Wishes

• Christmas is the only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks. Enjoy!
• You’re a gift in my life. And not the kind I’d return for store credit. Merry Christmas!
• A Christmas reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves ... they're always a little short. Have a Merry Christmas!
• They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart … but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!
• Remember, Santa is watching. Everything. Yes, even that. Anyway, Merry Christmas!
• Merry Christmas! May your happiness be large and your bills be small.
• This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries be included.
• Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your gift that now it's too late to get it.
• Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently, you told Santa you have been good this year … he died laughing.
• Is it just me, or does Santa look younger every year?
• Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Have a wonderful Christmas!

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